Teacher : What is the name of the capital city of Punjab?
Pappu : Amreetsar.
Teacher : Pappu, u r wrong, y need to focus more on your studies.
Pappu : Please madam, can I ask u a few questions.
Teacher : Yes, go ahead.
Pappu : Do u know Jeeto?
Teacher : No.
Pappu : Do u know Preeto?
Teacher : No.
Pappu : Do u know Banto?
Teacher : (Angry) Hell no! Who r all these people and y do u ask?
Pappu : Teacher, u need to Focus more on your husband.